don’t disappoint your dogs

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Heidi Klum as her older self for Halloween 2013


i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’

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Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort


my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

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Oscar de la Renta Dead: Legendary Fashion Designer Dies At 82
ABC News has reported on Monday that legendary fashion designer Oscar de la Renta died at the age of 82. He was diagnosed with cancer in 2006.
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